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Fix for U.S. Debt Problem and More

I had one of the most vivid dreams of my life thanks to a new medication called Lyrica.  I won't bore you as to why I take this drug, but I am sure many of you already understand.  Here goes...

Obama decided to finally fix the debt ceiling issue, he had to get all of the Senators and Congressmen in a secluded spot and keep them there long enough, away from all other distractions until the problem was resolved.  He made it mandatory that all of them had to board Air Force One and the plane would continue circling the globe, refueling in mid air, for as long as it took.  No cell phones, computers, lobbyists, or anything to otherwise detract from the process.

Several days and nights passed, and finally there was an agreement reached that was a downright miracle of legislation.  When presented to Obama, he immediately signed it into law, and they instructed the pilot to begin making the way back to Washington D.C.  Excitement filled the air.

The pilot noticed however that since they had been flying for so many days on autopilot, that the system had malfunctioned, the course could not be changed, and that a dire situation was at hand.  He communicated this to Obama.  The pilot further explained that to make room for everyone on the plane, a lot of stuff had to be removed to accomodate the extra weight, including all but 2 parachutes.  Thinking for a moment, the pilot said that maybe the ranking Democrat and Republican from each the House and the Senate could get together and decide which 2 would bring home the news and continue governing the nation.  Obama thought for a moment, put on a parachute, gave the pilot a parachute, threw the new legislation in his briefcase, pulled the emergency release on the door as he and the pilot floated to the ground, fully aware that several hours later the plane would come crashing down.

At his press conference which immediately follwed his parachute landing, he explained that he had three exciting announcements. 1-the debt ceiling crisis was resolved and the nation would be out of debt within 18 months due to ground breaking legislation, 2- he found his birth certificate in an old briefcase he had previously used on Air Force One, and 3- there was immediate capitulation regarding term limits that will be celebrated with fireworks in just a few more minutes, but the site was being negotiated by the full house and senate as he spoke. 

I awoke and could not decide if it was a nightmare or a dream.

.......Mark

 

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